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- Sa fii cuminte, mama, sa nu faci vreo prostie, sa te dea astia afara de aici ... Adaugat de: *** Data :16.06.11
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cum mai e pe la voi? ... Like pls! It's cool.... Link Adaugat de: anyhoo Data :06.03.12
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- E rau?
- Nu, mama, merge ...
- Cum e mancarea?
- Avem de trei feluri, iar de doua ori pe saptamana ne da si ceva carne .
- Dar caldura?
- Merge ... Noi venim de la munca, ne spalam repede si intram in pat.
- Dar lumina?
- Noaptea se stinge, insa avantajul e ca ne culcam devreme si dormim mai mult.
- Sa fii cuminte, mama, sa nu faci vreo prostie, sa te dea astia afara de aici ...
cum mai e pe la voi?
Doi tipi, pe messenger:
- ...si... cum mai e pe la voi?
ÿÿÿ ıɥɔǝʌ ǝʇɐoʇ ÿÿÿ¿ ǝıɟ ɐs ɯnɔ ÿÿÿ -
soɾ uı ʃnsns nɔ ııɹɔs ɐs ɯnↃ
... Like pls! It's cool.... Link
Quote of the day
Quote of the day:
- Ce-a picat la BAC anu' ăsta?
- Tot liceul!...
Asta se întâmplă în fiecare țară, fiule!
fiul - Este adevărat tată, că în unele părți ale Africii un om nu cunoaște soția lui până când el se căsătorește cu ea?
tata:. Asta se întâmplă în fiecare țară, fiule!
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no wonder, no hope, no cash!
Un american si un român stau de vorbă.
Americanul spune mândru:
- We have Barack Obama, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash!
Românul spune si el:
- We have Traian Basescu, no wonder, no hope, no cash!
Unde este un leu?
Trei studenti opresc la un hotel sa inchirieze o camera. Pretul unei camere este de 30 lei. Pun fiecare cate 10 lei si achita camera.
Dupa un timp receptionerul realizeaza ca trebuia sa le faca o reducere de 5 lei. Cheama portarul si-l trimite cu 5 lei sa-i duca studentilor in camera.
Portarul suparat ca nu a primit bacsis,opreste 2 lei cu gandul ca cei trei isi vor imparti mai usor restul ( 5-2=3 ).
Studentii fericiti iau banii si-i impart la 3 - cate un leu de fiecare.
Deci initial au dat 10 lei, au primit inapoi 1 leu, rezulta ca au platit fiecare cate 9 lei.
Sa facem un calcul :
9 lei x 3 studenti = 27 lei; + 2 lei opriti de portar = 29 lei...
Unde este un leu?
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