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Șobolanul și pisica


Ori de câte ori Ileana
Făcea, biata, vreo greșeală,
Maică-sa o dojenea
Și-i trăgea și o morală:

- Fă, Ileană, fii cuminte !
De nu ești ascultătoare
O să-ți crească - drept pedeapsă
O pisică-ntre picioare.

Într-o zi, când sta la soare
Si trăsese-un somn ușor,
Văzu că-ntre picioare
Îi crescuse pufușor

"Deci, aceasta e pisica
Despre care spunea mama",
Si o mângâie alene,
În buze luându-i seama.

Deodată, cine-apare,
Uite-așa, dintr-un tufiș ?
Ion al Stanei de pe vale
Iese-ncet și pe furiș.

- Ei, ce faci, Ileană ?
- Vai, mi-o frec fiindcă mi-e frică,
Căci m-a blestemat mămica
Să îmi crească o pisică.

- Foarte bine, fă, Ileană,
Că pe mine, acu' un an,
M-a tot blestemat tăticu,
De-mi crescu un șobolan.

- Ce-ai zice tu, Ileană,
Dacă punem pisicuța
Să înghită șobolanul
Iară noi să ne dăm huța ?

Și se crăcănă Ileana,
Ion făcu precum motanul,
Iar drăcia de pisică
Înghiți tot șobolanul.

În extaz, fătuca noastră,
Saltă, geme - fericită
Si tot strigă, strigă, strigă:
"Dă-i să-nghită, dă-i să-nghită !"

Când ajunse-acasă Leana,
Spuse maică-si'ntâmplarea:

"Mamă, Ion, vecinul nostru,
Mai demult, acum un an,
A fost blestemat de tat'-su
De-i crescu un șobolan.

Iar urâta mea pisică
L-a simțit că-i bunicel
Și l-a înghițit vicleana,
De-a rămas fără de el.



M O R A L A :
Experiența ne învață
Că-ntr-o gură de pisică
Intră viu și iese mort,
Orice șobolan îi pică.
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09.02.2012, 14:56
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